Bong Bae Cleaning Solution Kit

Your bong is probably your bae. And normally, if your bae has a bae, that is bad. But in this case, you're going to have get over your insecurity, because this bae's bae is the bae's bae to end all bae's baes. 

BONGBAE is the perfect companion for your one true love, allowing you to give it a the glass equivalent of a sensual bath by candlelight. BONGBAE is revolutionary compared to other similar cleaners, as it replaces a typically cumbersome and awkward cleaning magnet with the ingenious solution of Himalayan rock salt.

But this Himalayan rock salt isn't the kind of "woo-woo crap" you're used to seeing from the lady at the farmer's market who roofied your rhubarb. This rock salt scrubs with just the right combination of gentle and tough to aid the near-instantaneous cleaning solution in restoring your piece to its former glory. And the best part is, it's completely evacuated with a simple rinse.

The cleaning kit includes a 16oz bottle of cleaning solution, non-scratch nylon brush, and 2 tubes of Himalayan cleaning salt.

It's a secret formula, so we can't tell you what's in it. Nice try. But we can tell you it has no unpleasant smell or aftertaste and can be used on nearly every surface-- including glass, quartz, pyrex, brass, metal, and silicone. Just not your eyeballs.