The Smokeski - Smart Electric Dab Rig

Welcome to the future! Take a look around. There are 15 flavors of Monster. Kanye West ran for President. Everything's on fire. It's pretty weird. We don't have flying cars, but we do have electronic dab rigs-- and a lot of them. 

E-rigs are one of the best parts of living in the future, and they're here to stay. What better way to dab than by having a little robot do it? But the more dabbing robots that hit the market, the more confusing it gets to know which ones you can trust, and which ones are going to kill you and your family once they achieve sentience after the technological singularity destroys the entire universe. I mean uh, which ones are the best dab rigs.

That’s where the Smokeski comes in. The Smokeski is your broski. Once upon a time, three smokin’ broskis were chilling in Seattle thinking about e-rigs. And they were like, “These suck, dude.” Now, you can go one of two paths at this juncture. You can choose the route of the nihilist and say, “Well, guess I should just go jump off a cliff.” Or, you can invent the Smokeski.

One of the keys to what makes the Smokeski special is its modular design. This means that each part of the rig is interchangeable, kind of like those things at the playground where you can twirl the blocks around until you’ve got an elephant’s head on the body of a turtle. But with the Smokeski, you can swap out attachments like glass and buckets, until you’ve built the rig the way you want it. Like a Transformer. That’s also a turtle.

Another huge standout of the Smokeski’s specs is its included Silicon Carbide, or SiC, bucket. This abbreviation is appropriate, because it is indeed very “SiC nasty.” Silicon Carbide has a thermal conductivity of 120 W/mK. You don’t have to know what that means. It just means it’s very conductive— 80% more conductive than a typical quartz bucket. It’s also chemically inert, meaning it won’t degrade or produce any unexpected chemical reactions or toxins that introduce into the delicate flavor palette of your dab.

The base is made of a thick aluminum alloy with a 3mm thick handblown borosilicate glass bubbler. It’s 7” tall and 3.5” wide, making it extremely portable thanks to its modest size and durability. And it has four perfectly calibrated heat settings, giving you an extremely precise level of control over your dabs that isn’t typically found in dabbing with a standard rig.

All these features put together, combined with the fact that it is marginally more affordable than many other similar e-rigs, make it an excellent contender for your dab rig of choice. The Smokeski is truly your br… No, you know what, I’m not gonna say it again, it's getting stupid.